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This new thread's for you.
Please fill it with your poems.
Only haiku here. . . .


Fri Dec 12, 2003 11:56 pm
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Man I hate haiku
It's so pointless and stupid
Why f.ucking bother?


I was trying to be positive. Honest.


Sat Dec 13, 2003 9:24 am
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Had too much to drink?
Need some food after the club?
Off to Little T's!


Sat Dec 13, 2003 10:36 am
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My Physics book waits
Wanting it's pages carressed
But I ignore it


Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:07 pm
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Off to work I go
Cooking food all afternoon
I end up hungry

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Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:39 pm
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knock knock: who is there
fill in the blanks and you'll know
that i dont much care

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End of rant; I have said nothing!


Sat Dec 13, 2003 3:33 pm
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I don't like people
Please burn in Hell, all of you
Go F*ck off and die


Sat Dec 13, 2003 3:37 pm
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Das Grundubel wrote:
I don't like people
Please burn in Hell, all of you
Go F*ck off and die


*wipes tear from her eye*

That was beautiful, girl!

;)


Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:03 pm
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I hate you all so
I want to see your face burn
die die die die die


Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:23 pm
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You smell like cow rot
In a vat of your own filth
Please hand me a straw


Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:24 pm

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I am so damn Goth
My soul is darker than yours
AND it can tapdance


Sat Dec 13, 2003 7:02 pm
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My love died so young
But my love for her is strong.
please pass the katchup


Sat Dec 13, 2003 9:19 pm

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Many ways to spell
but yours is not one of those
Catsup of Ketchup


Sat Dec 13, 2003 9:53 pm
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You really tempt me
I'll put my foot in your ass
Nyeh nyeh boo boo pfft!

My damn ass itches
But I'm too lazy to scratch
So I pick my nose

I think you farted
I'm positive it was you
Quit eating cabbage


Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:59 am
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The snow, it turns red
The drip of life being lost
Poor little Fluffy


Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:23 pm
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I don't remember
whatever happened last night.
Too much beer, maybe?


Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:31 pm

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I woke up alone
Dried vomit around my mouth
I cant remember

I know you were here
And you said that you loved me
as you fu*ked my face


Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:18 pm
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Where's the anitdote?
Newfound infatution:
she haunts every dream...


Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:47 pm
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HAIKU for the COMPUTER AGE

*** *** ***

First snow, then silence
This thousand dollar screen
dies so beautifully

*** *** ***

Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent, and reboot
Order shall return


Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:03 pm
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Wisdom comes with time
Experience helps also
Learn from your f*ck-ups


Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:46 pm
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I feel bad, ok?
I get your point already.
Sheesh! No need to mock.


Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:41 pm
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This is a great drink
whats that white pill in my cup
what happend last night


Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:49 pm
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Pulsating ego...
Self-advice interpreted
By another's guilt


Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:41 pm
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Coronas on ice
Beachfront talks about past fun
I miss my sister


Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:37 pm
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Stolen moments here
As others toil around me
Yet I must read more

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Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:59 pm
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Seven cows came over the hill
I got so hungry I grabbed my grill
bar-b-Q sauce anyone? hee hee

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Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:22 pm
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Redghost wrote:
Seven cows came over the hill
I got so hungry I grabbed my grill
bar-b-Q sauce anyone? hee hee


Hey, wait a minute...that's not haiku...I bet you colored outside the lines in kindergarten, too!


Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:38 am
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I'm so pissed off now
G.oddammit I could kill you
Blow me while I s.hit


Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:43 pm
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Wallace and Grommit:
Nick Park's claymation kicks ass!
Fun to watch while drunk.


Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:39 pm
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grundebel's haiku
the zen juxtaposition
thusly, groundhog shits

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Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:40 pm
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Sit on Santa's lap
Are you happy to see me?
Mommy! I'm frightened


Fri Dec 19, 2003 8:11 pm
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This rhythm is weird
and it doesn't rhyme either
crazy Japanese


Fri Dec 19, 2003 8:28 pm
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I agree with Rob.
The Japanese are crazy.
But their cars are cool.


Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:21 pm
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Friendship is like eating dirt
happy crap
BLAH!

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Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:55 pm
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sweet cool mountain air
rustic secluded cabin retreat
red cannibal death

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Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:18 pm
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everyone hates me
i guess i wouldn't have it
any other way


Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:29 pm
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remember this
one thing you must keep in mind

everything effects the other

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Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:46 pm
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Ok, kids. I'm gonna tell you what a haiku is so you can stop making asses of yourselves. You know who you are. And if you don't, everyone else that took any kind of writing class in high school knows who you are.

There are 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and back to 5 in the third. Any other format isn't a haiku. Maybe we could start a pseudo-haiku thread for ya'll. Or maybe we could just hold ya down and beat ya until you can recite haiku without having to count out the syllables on your fingers. ;p


Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:15 pm
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oh sparklegothling
so evil and glittering
beat their lame ass down

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Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:45 pm
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Of course, if we want to be purists, there must be a seasonal word in there as well.

As well as some other stuff..

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Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:40 pm
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The ball's in my court?
Wait, what game are we playing?
And how do I win?

Ahh... I see. Mind games.
I'd rather play shot-glass chess.
I'm vodka, you're rum.


Fri Dec 26, 2003 11:56 am
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man, that's such bullshit
I should be vodka, fucker
or maybe bourbon


Fri Dec 26, 2003 3:21 pm
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All Quarrel is dead

All foolishness perished

This is the ideal

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Fri Dec 26, 2003 5:02 pm
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oh but you are wrong
the fighting has just begun
take this haiku you!

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Fri Dec 26, 2003 7:58 pm
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You are mistaken
My haiku is better, fool
Bow to your master


Sat Dec 27, 2003 10:54 am
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nose to the corner
classmates giggling behind
trouble moons the crowd


Sat Dec 27, 2003 1:50 pm
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driver's side window
backwards, you etched "i love you"
words frozen in ice


Sat Dec 27, 2003 2:18 pm

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snow falling sweetly
hard steel glinting in sunlight
i will miss my leg


Sat Dec 27, 2003 8:08 pm
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Tongue stuck to the pole
it was funny in that film
but not in real life


Sat Dec 27, 2003 8:34 pm
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Ah, what to do now!
Making plans is difficult
You have no plan B

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Sat Dec 27, 2003 10:06 pm
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Searching for a mate
Who will love me for myself
No hits on Google

|EDIT: oops, change "loves" -> "will love", dummy.


Last edited by rskm1 on Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.



Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:42 am
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searching for victims
to satisfy carnal lust
there's blood on my shoes

cut her open wide
from her throat to her anus
and consumed her cunt


Sun Dec 28, 2003 1:24 pm
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disturbing vision

must scour and wash from my mind

wish I was a drunk

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Mixed feelings abound
Will second chances cause pain?
Forgiveness conquers


Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:29 pm
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Final seconds tick
Then one last play is reviewed
Our Vikings still suck

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And over the ashes the stories are told
Of witches and werewolves and Oak Island gold


Sun Dec 28, 2003 8:22 pm
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sleep just out of reach
should have been electrotanked
sorry i missed you


Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:48 am
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Wait, now I'm confused...
You did <i>what</i> at band camp?
No music that way!


Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:28 pm
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rskm1 wrote:
Searching for a mate
Who will love me for myself
No hits on Google

|EDIT: oops, change "loves" -> "will love", dummy.

My stomach was sore
Giggling uncontrollably
Forgot to proofread

Must remind myself
There's FIVE fingers on each hand
Frickin idiot


Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:17 pm
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What is life about?
the eternal questioning
step by step to death

light and bright is life
who am I trying to fool?
all is dark and goth

what is goth about?
running from the sun and light?
or just wearing black?

who's trying to fool?
who is really being fooled?
open those dark eyes


Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:17 pm
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silly girl am i
walking to the bus stop...brr
wearing skirt - no tights


Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:06 pm
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