Too much stuff to list all at once so I'll just jive you the first two things on the top of my sale list:

iMac "Flower Power" special edition w/ CD burner, etc
I bought this about 2 years ago for $1200 and am selling for 1/2 of that or best offer.

Flying V Guitar:
Originally listed for $1,300 in 1983, I am asking $300 or best offer (sorry, no case)

Please email me for any details.

Hm. Got any oral sex in that batch o stuff?

what flavor of flying V is it? Gibson, epi, dean? what pick ups? 59's, humbuckers? and, the most important thing... is it black?

Dude. I'm still stuck on him having a flower computer.

Your just jealous because my "flower computer" can beat up your computer.
Just think of it as the "iMac Fleurs du Mal"!

but what about the V?

is it black? is it red?
can I use it to raise the dead?

are the pickups PRS?
is neck mahogany, the wood, the best?

does it come with a shoulder strap?
can I use it to cure the clap?

is the body alder or ash?
will it emulate the clash?

(that one was so bad that I have to stop or kick my own ass)

Here ye be Mr. Vox:

Flying V Guitar:
1983 O'Hagan flying V. Color=white
It was made in St. Louis Park, Minnesota by the Jenmar Company which went bankrupt after only being in buisness for 3 or 4 years. This was O'Hagan's top of the line guitar at the time. Originally they had set out to compete with Gibson guitars but soon found out how "the big guy's" can push a small company right into oblivian.

This Flying V is a Maple and walnut body with a solid birds-eye maple neck (neck-thru) with the classic Gibson flying V style headstock (3 tuners on each side).
The pickups are hot DiMarzio humbuckers and are the original pickups. Also, it is equiped with Gibson tuners and Schaller strap-locks. This guitar has just recently been set up (intonation) by Twin Town Guitars.
Originally listed for $1,300 in 1983, I am asking $300 or best offer (sorry, no case)

Dude. My computer's PURPLE. That's more manly than flowers.

Their <B>purple</B> flowers!

Oh please. I'VE SEEN PICTURES!

*Ahem*
I am <B>trying</B> to sell this ya know.

Oh. Yeah. Um.

Ahem.

It's a great computer. IT EVEN HAS FLOWERS!

Just so people don't think this is just a box with flowers on it, heres the rest of the info:

Apple iMac SE (Special Edition) G3 Flower Power w/ CD burner, etc. *700mHz PowerPC 750cx (G3) processor with 256K

Level 2 cache

*256 MB RAM

*40 GB Ultra ATA hard drive

*Slot-loading 8X/4X/24X CD-RW drive

*ATI Rage 128 Ultra graphics acceleration with 16 MB SDRAM

*Harmon Kardon integrated speakers

*(2) FireWire ports

*VGA video mirroring

*USB ports (2)

*56K V.90 internal modem

*A sharp 15" color monitor .

*Apple Pro keyboard and optical mouse

*Ethernet built-in 10/100 BASE-T

*AirPort wireless networking capability (AirPort card not included)

It comes loaded with Mac OS 9.2.2 . Also pre-instaled are: AppleWorks 6, iMovie, iTunes, iPhoto, Safari and other Apple original software, which is pre-loaded. ALL MANUALS AND BACK-UP DISKS INCLUDED! I also have the original box and papers etc.

I bought this about 2 years ago for $1200 and am selling for 1/2 of that or best offer.

OK, how about $500 for the computer and $200 for the guitar?

I'll probably take the guitar off your hands, but not until like may. (I'm poor) sounds like a real deal for only 2 bills...

It's going up on Ebay this weekend. I can't wait till May.

:(

looks liike I'll be picking up a burnside then

The guy from October Guitars in Baltimore who <i>promised</i> he'd buy my flying V just sent me an email saying he couldn't afford it any more. Mother fucker. I've been holding it for him for almost a month now. Oh well, his loss.

So now it's up for sale again. $220
- now with a hard shell case too.

You snooze, you lose.
I was just down in the Kontrol Center playing my new O'Hagan 22. I ran it through both my Park and Marshalls and those old DiMarzios still scream.
It plays and sounds excellent, I'm impressed with the quality of this guitar. Do I already have enough guitars? Yes. Do I have too many? Yes. But for the price, this is an incredible guitar and will have fun with it for many years. And it looks soooo cooool!
Thanks, +j a m i s o n+, it looks like you took really good care of it as well.

But about that fire engine red case..... ;)

Glad you like it!
$$ Thanks to you I had my first proper meal all week! $$