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Nightstalker's Hard Mondays set inspired me to dig up the other fun song from the Electric Dreams soundtrack.
** 80's kitcsch-o-rama warning!!! **

I hate lots of stuff but I never seen to hate the things that Jeff Lynne does
Even the ELO songs that get played over and over on the radio don't bother me

Ohferchrissakes, now I can't get to sleep.
Searching youtube.com for "industrial dance" before bed was really not a good idea at all.

Seriously, kids?
Do ANY of you move your f*cking feet?
I can't really tell, because 92% of you manage to crop your feet out of the frame entirely and just wave your arms around like a bunch of goddamn gravers.

I won't bother posting replies to each and every one of you telling you that you're "dancing wrong", because:
1) there really aren't any rules, and
2) thousands of other dumbass kids who think there are rules are already posting replies telling you that you're "dancing wrong"!
3) more thousands of dillweed hippie kids are leaping to your defense, flaming the dumbass kids in the previous group, and patronizingly explaining that "they're just having fun, they can dance how they want". That goes without saying; see item #1 and STFU, hippie.

Mind you, I'm not upset that you're "dancing wrong", what I find most disturbing is how depressingly similar you all are. Seriously? Is there like a standardized class they teach in high school nowadays on how to "industrial dance"? Is there some movie about "industrial dancing" that everyone except ME saw and is trying to emulate? Are you all just ravers who like to wear black?

Show some ingenuity, you little f*cktards!


(On the upside, my random sampling of youtube posters had a glimmer of hope -- at least the kids with no sense of rhythm whatsoever (and I know you're out there!) know enough not to put video footage of themselves on the internet...)

I only follow 1 general rule:


White people dance wrong.

there follows a whole stream of corollaries to that, the gist of which is that I might as well just do whatever.





and try not to overbite.

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Here's video I shot of Tatsuya Nakatani in Dallas a few years back
He's gonna bein Minneapolis in April